So, this is how this works...

You know, all it really takes is some pithy comments and the ability to hold your head high while you wear a sweater vest to make it in New England. The irony of all of this is that while we are intentionally outpithying each other, and admiring the latest Louis Vuitton store in the local suburuban mall, we are missing the fact that only we find ourselves pithy and sweater vests actually belong to short golfers and football coaches from the midwest.

More importantly, I urge you to tell me why Louis is pronounced "loo-ie" sometimes and "loo-is" other times? Eh, it doesn't really matter I guess, I'm above all that anyways, I prefer Prada.