Monkey's rampage. Baseball superstars take performance enhancing drugs. Haiku for you, and me too. Can we really bail out the auto industry, again? No - no we can not, they too must fail now. What if the stimulus doesn't work? Well, what if? Here's what if. We didn't have it last week and Friday still came. Pelosi didn't put an earmark about mice in there and Reid IS riding a train from Disney Land to Vegas. As far as I'm concerned, increasing ways to get to Las Vegas is always a good thing. Who the hell wants to own a chimp anyways? The NY Post cartoon was way off base, but if you believe for a second that a newspaper such as the post would intentionally degrade the President of the United States, than you are probably wrong...or maybe you're right. Isn't the power of a free press kind of cool? Derek Jeter is cool. Alex Rodriguez is a fool, and there isn't a chance in hell Big Papi is on steroids. Unless, of course, steroids are in corndogs. Why don't steroids exist more in the Northeast? The Carbon footprint of Buffalo Wild Wings (BW3 for those from the old school) is something beyond reproach. It has to be there with the worst coal fired plant in America...who the hell still uses coal? February is the shortest month in days, but I'll be damned if it doesn't feel like the longest month in time. Lost needs to start providing some answers...seriously. The show with the nerds is damn funny, which is ironic for me and my total lack of understanding of math, science or NYC. Bring back Mike Wallace, Walter Cronkite and Edward R. Murrow and get rid of that feel-good crap 60minutes is running...whatever happened to the real reporting? Real news is lost, forever stolen by the world of the blog, providing an avenue for every tool with a keyboard, an Internet connection and a lucid - or not - thought they believe the world wants to read. Wait, I'm guilty.

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